I mean really... REALLY?!?!
There are pictures going around the internet showing Anne Hathaway struggling to breathe and stay afloat after she was caught in a riptide in Hawaii -- she was eventually rescued.
I know what you're thinking? How are there pictures of this? If someone is drowning (which she was essentially) wouldn't you put down the camera and go help? Apparently no.
As it turns out, a nearby surfer resuced Anne -- and sucked on her toe to disinfect a cut.
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