The Social Security Administration released their annual list of the most-popular baby names, and for the first time since 1948, Michael isn't in the top five!!!  I feel like I am not popular anymore :(

BOYS

#1.)   Jacob.  (--This is the 13th straight year Jacob has been #1.)

 #2.)  Mason.

 #3.)  William.

 #4.)  Jayden.

 #5.)  Noah.

 #6.)  Michael.

 #7.)  Ethan.

 #8.)  Alexander.

 #9.)  Aiden.

#10.)  Daniel.

Girls

#1.)  Sophia.  (--Up from #2 last year.)

 #2.)  Isabella.

 #3.)  Emma.

 #4.)  Olivia.

 #5.)  Ava.  (--Which means the top five names for girls all end in 'a'.)

 #6.)  Emily.

 #7.)  Abigail.

 #8.)  Madison.

 #9.)  Mia.

 #10.)  Chloe.

A scientist in France named David Edwards has invented a mouth spray that gets you INSTANTLY DRUNK.  But it only lasts for a few seconds.  Then you go back to being sober, you won't have a hangover, and you can legally drive.

--I'm not sure if I'd only want to be drunk for five seconds . . . that's really not enough time to dance, be charming, or get into a fight.  But I guess I'd give it a try.

--Each time you take a spray, you get hit with 0.075 milliliters of alcohol.  That's a concentrated dose that's just enough to make you momentarily hammered.  For comparison, a shot is 44.4 milliliters of alcohol, so this is like 0.16% of a shot.

--The spray is called the WA|HH Quantum Sensations spray . . . perhaps the marketing team was in the middle of their five drunk seconds when they thought THAT was a good name?

--Right now it's only on sale in France, for $26.  No word on when it could come to the U.S.

You know the FIVE-SECOND RULE?  It's the old myth that if you drop a piece of food on the floor, it's safe to eat as long as you pick it up in five seconds.  Some people call it the three-second rule, but the idea's the same.

--Well . . . according to a new study, in some cases, it's TRUE.

--If you drop something HEALTHY on the floor, like a piece of fruit or some lean chicken, you probably SHOULDN'T eat it even if you grab it quickly.  But if you drop BACON or CHOCOLATE, go ahead and eat away.

--The study out of Manchester Metropolitan University in England found that foods with high salt or sugar levels are SAFER to eat after being dropped on the floor than healthier items.  Bacteria have less of a chance of surviving on junk food.

--But in general, the five-second rule . . . along with its cousins, the three-second rule and the ten-second rule . . . probably isn't the best idea.

--The researchers DID find trace levels of E. coli on a lot of the stuff they dropped, even after just a few seconds.

#1.)  "I'm too tired," 69%.

#2.)  "I have to get up early," 61%.

#3.) "I have a headache," 57%.

#4.)  "I feel too chubby," 54%.

#5.)  "I don't have time," 48%.

#6.)  "I'm just not in the mood right now," 47%.

#7.)  "I feel sick," 39%.

#8.)  Pretending to be asleep, 33%.

#9.)  "I'm too full after dinner," 28%.

#10.)  "I haven't shaved or waxed and I'm really hairy down there," 27%.