A scientist in France named David Edwards has invented a mouth spray that gets you INSTANTLY DRUNK.  But it only lasts for a few seconds.  Then you go back to being sober, you won't have a hangover, and you can legally drive.

--I'm not sure if I'd only want to be drunk for five seconds . . . that's really not enough time to dance, be charming, or get into a fight.  But I guess I'd give it a try.

--Each time you take a spray, you get hit with 0.075 milliliters of alcohol.  That's a concentrated dose that's just enough to make you momentarily hammered.  For comparison, a shot is 44.4 milliliters of alcohol, so this is like 0.16% of a shot.

--The spray is called the WA|HH Quantum Sensations spray . . . perhaps the marketing team was in the middle of their five drunk seconds when they thought THAT was a good name?

--Right now it's only on sale in France, for $26.  No word on when it could come to the U.S.