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There's something kind of EVIL about craving the taste of HUMAN TEARS . . . it's like you can only be satisfied by other people's misery or something. So this is the official salt of evil.
--A company in London is selling salt that's flavored with HUMAN TEARS. And they have different varieties . . . tears from anger, chopping onions, sneezing, laughing, and sadness.
--They say the salts are made, quote, "with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallization tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine."
--We don't know if it's real . . . although the proceeds from the salt do go to an organization that helps, quote, "young storytellers" so, ya know, approach this human tear supplier with the right amount of suspicion.
--You can buy the set of all five tear-flavored salts for $46, or each one individually for $11 at MonsterSupplies.org.