Dislike: Sections Like This on Web Pages
Like: Chillin' with the Hits, yo
Dislike: Country Music
Like: All-You-Can-Eat
Dislike: Portions
Like: Jogging, Working Out
Dislike: Lazy Slobs
Like: Where did you go to College
Dislike: Where did you go to High School
Like: Toll-Free Numbers for Customer Service
Dislike: Being Sent to a Web Site for Customer Service
Like: Asking for Favors and Stuff
Dislike: People who ask me for Favors and Stuff
Like: Travelling
Dislike: Staying Put

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Did You Ever Wonder?
Ever wonder why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Ever wonder why power outages are reported on TV?
Ever wonder if there is another word for "synonym"?
Ever wonder if someone with multiple pesonalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 

Could this Really Happen?
Doctor: I have some bad news and some really bad news for you.
Patient: Wow.  Let's start with the bad news.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results.  They said you have just 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours!  That's terrible!  Then what's the really bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.