I grew up just outside Detroit and have worked on the radio ever since I was 19.
I'm told it was an inevitable career choice as my mom has pictures of me as a kid turning any household item into a microphone (experience shows that big wooden soup spoons work best).
I attended college studying theatre and political science at the University of Michigan.
I enjoy green shoes, zipper hoodies, chicken wings, green olives, beer, McClure's spicy pickles and games.
When I finally grow up one day, I want to own a small French Piano Bar and be skilled in the art of tasting fine wines.
So the Lohan family was in some sort of drama that probably involved some sort of family dispute, which potentially involved alcohol after a club, and it ended in the cops being called.
So basically, the Lohans had a normal night last night.
Apparently Dina and Lindsay, DINA who has had some massively akward plastic surgery as of.... forever, got in a fight in their car on the way home from their club. Most likely, they were arguing about which of their plastic surgeons had been doing a better job... though they should probs both be fired.
SO ANYWAY, at their house Dina cut Lindsay in the leg or something and they fist fought, yadda yadda, cops were called, and I am sure the two went to bed after getting their fair dose of media attention for the night.
And that's a wrap ladies. Here is a million dollars I am sure someone is paying you to fight in public to stay relevant. Goodnight.
Content provided by Jenny Haining, American University 2013