Hey... Congrats, Lindsay! You have an almost teenage half-sister to currupt.

Awkward.
If you're going to find out that you're the father... at LEAST do it on Maury.

I grew up just outside Detroit and have worked on the radio ever since I was 19.
I'm told it was an inevitable career choice as my mom has pictures of me as a kid turning any household item into a microphone (experience shows that big wooden soup spoons work best).
I attended college studying theatre and political science at the University of Michigan.
I enjoy green shoes, zipper hoodies, chicken wings, green olives, beer, McClure's spicy pickles and games.
When I finally grow up one day, I want to own a small French Piano Bar and be skilled in the art of tasting fine wines.
Hey... Congrats, Lindsay! You have an almost teenage half-sister to currupt.

Awkward.
If you're going to find out that you're the father... at LEAST do it on Maury.