DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!
THIS DRESS DISSAPPEARS WHEN YOU GET AROUSED.
The "Intimacy Dress 2.0" is a new prototype designed to become increasingly more naked the more your heart beats faster. And while it sounds like that is a PERFECTLY UNFLAWED LOGIC, um... it's not.
.... SERIOUSLY WHAT??
WARNING: NUDITY. But only kind of because this dress covers it really well....
Sarcasm.
SO LET'S PLAY A GAME. It's called "You're screwed if you're wearing this dress when..."
1) Your favorite song comes on the radio
2) Someone starts to tickle your A$$
3) You have an excited celebrity sighting
4) You like the food you're eating a bit too much
5) You get even remotely startled by anything in the course of your day.
Though I guess if you're wearing this dress... you're kind of a ho anyway, so why would you care?
Content provided by Jenny Haining, American University 2013
