I grew up just outside Detroit and have worked on the radio ever since I was 19.
I'm told it was an inevitable career choice as my mom has pictures of me as a kid turning any household item into a microphone (experience shows that big wooden soup spoons work best).
I attended college studying theatre and political science at the University of Michigan.
I enjoy green shoes, zipper hoodies, chicken wings, green olives, beer, McClure's spicy pickles and games.
When I finally grow up one day, I want to own a small French Piano Bar and be skilled in the art of tasting fine wines.
Did I get your attention?? Good.
So there is no way to explain why you would cross a freaking CROC INFESTED RIVER while you were drunk as hell and naked.... oh and you're on a log PADDLING WITH A FREAKING STICK.
But he survived... and two cases of Jack Daniels.
When reached for comment, dude said, "Seemed like a good idea at the time."
So kudos I guess.